Admit It: You Were WRONG, Barefoot

Scott,
 
Late 2020, hubby and I were renting a granny flat in Sydney for $520 a week. He saw on the news that house prices were set to rise as much as 30% and said we needed to buy our first home ASAP. The boom had started. We managed to scrape together a 5% deposit and bought our townhouse 15 minutes from the Wollongong CBD for $565,000. Our house is now worth about $750,000. There is NO WAY we would have been able to buy our house with a 20% deposit if we ‘waited’! And, because we bought at a time when rates were at a historic low, we got that benefit too, locking in 1.98% for three years. Again, if we had waited we could have ended up buying now, when rates have more than doubled. You are not always right, Scott. You KNOW there are scenarios where your rules do not always apply ... and this was one of them.
 
Linda
 
Hi Linda,
 
So were you lucky, or smart?
 
The thing I’ve learned about people who make money through luck is they tend to believe they’re smart, and you can’t convince them otherwise.
 
Personally, I don’t think the value of your home matters that much (though prices in Wollongong have come back 14.5% in the last 12 months, according to realestate.com.au).
 
In other words, you’re talking paper profits – let’s instead talk bangers and mash:
 
You’ve said that you’re not a saver, so you don’t have much money behind you. In the next few months your repayments are going to skyrocket. Will you be able to make them?
 
The most important question you need to ask right now is “How long will my luck last?”

Scott.

Albo should have known better

WHACK!
 
Last week I got the Treasurer to answer readers’ questions, and the verdict was swift and brutal:
 
Old Jimbo may have been Barefoot for the day, but readers thought the bloke had bunions!
 
Yet for me it was his advice to a young first home buying couple – that they only needed to save up a 5% deposit (thanks to the Government’s First Home Loan Deposit Scheme) – that caused my left eye to twitch and made me sweat all the way down to my mangoes.
 
My view?
 
Look, it’s not going to win me any votes, but I believe that if you can save only a 5% deposit … then you really can’t afford a house.
 
Yet in 2021, then-Treasurer Josh Frydenberg basically said “hold my beer”.
 
He expanded the First Home Loan Deposit Scheme (FHLDS) to ‘help’ low-income single parents, and lowered the deposit required to just 2%!
 
Then came Labor.
 
Now Albo was famously raised by a single mum in public housing. So he must have known in his bones that this was a very dangerous policy. And that it would not just legitimise but actually incentivise vulnerable people to make a highly risky financial decision … at a time when interest rates were at record lows and house prices were at record highs. However, in the heat of the election he too joined the 2% down party with his shared equity ‘Help to Buy’ scheme.
 
What could possibly go wrong?
 
Well, let’s fast-forward a few years and hear from Jane, who wrote to me a few weeks ago.
 
“Scott, I went against what you recommended, but the government said they were helping me buy a unit with a 2% deposit for my child and me. I’m a low income earner and also an immigrant with a parent overseas who I’m providing for. I’ve made it work so far by taking on extra work on the weekends. But the fixed rate with my bank changes over (higher!) in a few months and I’m terrified. Do you think moving banks will help keep the variable rate manageable when it’s my turn at the cliff?
 
The fact is, Jane has about as much chance of moving banks as Peter Dutton has of being Prime Minister.
 
For the record, I called Jane and put her in contact with a financial counsellor in her area who will work with her – and her bank – to try and find a way forward.
 
But it won’t be easy.
 
She pretty much had zero equity in the joint to begin with, and it went down from there. So not only is she deeply in the red but, more importantly, her interest rate is about to triple, and her repayments could take food off her table.
 
I don’t blame her for wanting to buy her home, and provide financial security for her kids.  The problem is she trusted that the politicians were acting in her best interest … not theirs.
 
Now let me get off my soapbox and introduce you to someone who not only thinks I’m dead wrong … but can prove it.

Tread Your Own Path!

Jim Chalmers goes Barefoot for a day

Today I’m doing something that I’ve never done before in nearly 20 years of writing this column …
 
I’m letting someone else answer my readers’ questions:
 
And that someone else is Treasurer Jim Chalmers.
 
I caught up with the Treasurer this week ahead of his Grand Final (the federal budget) and added an even harder task to his plate: the job of being Barefoot for a week.
 
To ease him into the job, here’s the advice I gave him.
 
First, don’t be boring.
 
Second, really, please don’t be boring.
 
Finally, don’t give us the party line. Instead, give us the ‘Jim at a party, three bourbons down, telling it straight’.
 
Over to you, Jimbo.

Your Questions & Answers

• First Homebuyer Hell

• From a Sleep-deprived Mother of Two   

• The Pineapple Project
  

First Homebuyer Hell

Hi Barefoot (Jim)
 
My husband and I are in our late 20s and have been desperately saving for a first home. I’m a nurse and he’s a teacher, and we earn just under $160,000 a year combined. We’ve tried so hard to save up a 20% deposit but with house prices, and rents, going up so fast it feels impossible. We want to have kids soon and be close to our family (who all live in Sydney), but I can’t see that we’re ever going to make it. The system is just broken beyond repair. How can we plan our lives when we don’t even have the stability of the roof over our heads?
 
Bec and Steve
 
The Treasurer responds:
 
Thanks for the work you do teaching and nursing.  I get it – when you’re under the pump it’s hard to save for a house.  We’ve got two ways to help – one that’s up and running and one that’s on the way, but both of them are about helping you buy a house without needing the full 20 per cent.  
 
One’s called the First Home Guarantee (up and running) which can help you buy a home with as little as a five per cent deposit; the other’s called the Help to Buy scheme (coming). In the rental market there are tax breaks coming this Budget to encourage people to build more rental properties as well.  Big challenge, not uncommon, doing what we can.
 
 
From a Sleep-deprived Mother of Two   
 
Hi Scott (Jim),
 
I'm a single mum with two kids (and two cats and a dog), and I’m really struggling. My landlord just let me know he’ll be increasing the rent by $150 a week, due to the “changes in the housing market”. How will I survive? I’ve just moved into a permanent job, but my increase from four to five days means I will lose my Family Tax Benefit. I’ll probably also have to pay more after-school-care fees because I’ll soon be earning $100,000 a year. But it’s just ME on my single income paying for everything. What should I do?
 
Emma
 
The Treasurer responds:
 
Thanks for this and congrats on the new job. $150 a week is ridiculous. It’s worth talking to your local tenants union to find out what your options are. The options will differ depending on what state you’re in but could include reporting excessive increases to a relevant state body. Apart from that, we recognise rent’s a big part of the pressure people are feeling right now.  We are trying to get the parliament to agree to building more properties, we’ve got some tax breaks coming so that investors build more as well, and besides that we are making your after school care cheaper from 1 July, by increasing the subsidy – hope that helps you make ends meet.
 

The Pineapple Project
 
G’day Jim,

I thought I’d add in a question of my own …
 
If the RBA gets its way, in the next few years there will be plenty of businesses that go bust, and lots of people who will lose their jobs. That is, after all, how to slow the economy.
 
Now here’s the jam, Jim: there is really only one place that Aussies who get the wrong end of the economic pineapple can turn to for free, unbiased, confidential financial help: a community-based financial counsellor.
 
There are 750 financial counsellors across Australia. Yet they are already overrun. People are being turned away. However, if your government put up the dough to double the number of financial counsellors, it would mean an additional 50,000 families would get the help they need to get back on their feet this year. Will you commit to that funding?
 
Scott Pape
 
The Treasurer responds:
 
There’s no doubt financial counsellors do a fantastic job. They help people who are in real financial strife to make the case to get a debt waived or get a better rate and that makes a massive difference in people’s lives. As a Government, we recognised how critical these services are, particularly during natural disasters and we’ve delivered extra funding over the last year to employ more financial counsellors in flood-impacted communities. We’ve also been working with industry on a way to make funding of these services sustainable over time which is something that my colleague Amanda Rishworth has been leading.

The Wrap-up
 
It’s a bit of a cliche to say “thanks for taking time out of your busy week” … but the dude’s got his first federal budget to deliver next week! So, Jim, thank you for taking the time to answer people’s questions.

However, I don’t agree with encouraging people to put down a 5% deposit (I’ll have more to say on that next week). And as far as your answer to my question … that was one hell of a word salad, mate. Should I just take that as a ‘no’?
 
Good luck with the budget and, as my old man says, “Just look after the battlers, son”.

Thanks for reading.

Scott

Have You Changed Your Mind on HECS?

Hi Barefoot,
 
My hubby has $85,000 in HECS debt, and I’m wondering what your thoughts are on the HECS-HELP debt saga. The Greens are trying to freeze the indexing to inflation. You have always suggested that we don’t rush to pay off our HECS-HELP debt because it’s an ‘interest-free loan’, but I am wondering if you still think the same way now.
 
Tania
 
Hi Tania
 
Look, I hate inflation like the Greens hate fossil fuels (and Barnaby Joyce).
 
Both the Labor government and the coalition Barnabeyed the Greens proposal to freeze indexing student debt inflation. Now the whole concept of inflation can be a really hard one to get your head around … but HECS debt lays it bare in all its brutality:
 
For many years the indexing has been bugger all (in 2021 it was 0.6%) – yet this year it’s a whopping 7.1%. So your husband’s debt will be indexed up by $6,035.
 
So, have I changed my mind: should you make extra repayments?
 
Well, that’s obviously totally up to you. However, I’d flip the Greens’ advice and pay back any bank debt (that attracts an interest rate) first before you repay any HECS debt.
 
What I think the Greens are picking up on is how the current economic climate is screwing people on low incomes (which includes students). Rents have increased at the fastest pace since 2010, and the cost of most things is skyrocketing.
 
But despite all that, given that HECS is an income-contingent loan (i.e. you only start repaying it once you earn $48,361), I’d be more inclined to put your money in Mojo as a buffer, than make a voluntary extra repayment to the government.

Chop Wood, Carry Water

Dear Scott,
 
We confiscated our 14-year-old son’s phone over a year ago because he was misusing it. It’s been a long year of self-harm and reminding him he is supported and loved. It’s now time for him to get one again, primarily to check in with us when he’s away. So here’s the argument I’m having with my hubby: I want him to earn the phone – we have five acres of bush and I have the idea that he only needs to sell one bag of firewood a month to pay for a phone. My hubby says it isn’t worth the cost of petrol, chainsaw, and delivering the wood to customers. He just flat out says “no, it’s spending money to make money”.  He won’t be reasoned with at all. Help!

Linda

Hi Linda,
 
Your husband may not show it, but I’m sure he’s been worried sick about your son self-harming.
 
Any parent would.
 
So here’s how I’d approach it with your husband:
 
Ask him to think about how he’d feel as he watched your son start his own little firewood business.
 
Paint him a picture:
 
He’d be off the screens and out into the fresh air, doing some physically demanding work. He’d be smiling and interacting politely with his customers. And, most importantly, his confidence would soar as he earnt his own dough.
 
Personally, I think this could work out to be the best money you and your husband ever spent. However, if it makes him feel better, you could write an agreement with your son that he has to pay you a certain percentage of each sale to cover the costs.
 
I think if your husband could see your son making a go of it he’d beam with pride.
 
Any parent would.

Scott.

Watch Your Back, Barefoot

Scott,

I like you. And I like your advice. Which makes me want to give you some of my advice. Watch your step. You’re a finance guy, right? Let me run some numbers by you: you said the three credit bureaus in Australia made $521 million collectively. You are challenging their entire business model. Do you see where I am going with this? You are a pretty bright fellow, and I respect your advice (and BIG BALLS!). Just remember, an American president got murdered in broad daylight.
 
Tony
 
Hi Tony
 
Thanks for your concern, but I don’t think the credit bureaus take me very seriously. After all, they have highly paid lobbyists who have better access to politicians than I’ll ever have.
 
Still, I think locking your credit file is one of the best ways to safeguard your identity, and to stop scammers who’ve accessed your personal details via a hack from applying for credit in your name.
 
The most logical solution would be to put a ‘lock and alert’ system on all credit reports. That is, give people the ability to lock their credit file so no one can see it (without the customer’s consent) and send an immediate two-factor-authenticated alert to the customer if someone tries to access it.
 
 In America, the government forces credit bureaus to offer exactly this service. I’ve asked federal Finance Minister Stephen Jones why he doesn’t follow their lead. He told me he’d look into it, but I haven’t heard anything for months. Bang!

I’ve never seen anything like it

In almost 20 years of writing this column, I’ve never seen anything like it.
 
Just this year, I’ve had the following people email me:
 
A veteran policeman who was scammed out of his life savings.
 
An experienced tech journalist who was swindled for ten grand.
 
And literally hundreds of readers who’ve lost amounts ranging from $1,000 to $1 million.
 
What the hell is going on?
 
Scams are red hot right now … in fact, they’ve increased a staggering 80% in the last year alone.
 
Most of it, to be honest, is the run-of-the-mill scammy stuff that you and I try our best to avoid, like taking dodgy calls from dodgy people in dodgy overseas call centres, or romance scams, or clicking on fake links and text messages.
 
Yet don’t get too comfy – an army of robots is coming for your money.
 
A new artificial intelligence app called VoiceLab can recreate your voice with just a three-second clip which it can gain from a spam call (you answer: “Hello, who is this?”) or, more likely, from one of your TikTok posts.
 
Scammers have even been using voice-cloning tech to trick parents into believing their kids are calling them in a panic and needing money fast! (Which is horrifying, but also makes me want to try it out on my mum, who complains I never call her anymore.)
 
Yet what the scammers are really after is voice authentication. The Australian Tax Office, Centrelink and many banks give customers the option of using their voice as a way to confirm their ID when they call or want to make a transaction. Bingo!
 
And if that doesn’t freak you out, how about the fact that criminals are using machine learning AI to hack your passwords (yes, the same password you’ve used for every single login since 2015).
 
So, what’s the answer?
 
I don’t think the government can do much: the tech and the scammers are moving too damned fast.
 
And Aussie banks are lobbying furiously behind the scenes to avoid being on the hook for their customers’ losses (as UK banks will soon be forced to be). In truth, the banks are as good as useless. Last year the Big Four managed to stop just 13% of scam payments. Worse, the banks only compensated their customers for around 2% to 5% of what they lost, according to ASIC.
 
So, given the leaves are falling and the nights are getting cooler, one way to warm your cockles is to grab a bottle of wine, take a moment, and make sure you have two-factor authentication set up on all your accounts. And, if you’re really concerned, lock down your credit file (though, according to the first question below, telling you this could get me killed).
 
Tread Your Own Path!

I Am Shocked, Devastated, Heartbroken, Numb

Scott,
 
After becoming Barefoot about five years ago now, my husband and I got our finances in order, saved a nice little nest egg, and decided it was time to upsize our modest little home. We bought a block of land pre-COVID to build our ‘Forever Home’, with a group called Porter Davis. Now I am one of the more than 1,500 families that were building when Porter Davis went bust. I am shocked, devastated, heartbroken, numb. We are currently waiting to hear further from the liquidators and have filed an insurance claim. But I am so anxious about where this leaves us and what to expect next. Please help.
 
Colleen
 
Hi Colleen,
 
I’m so sorry.
 
You have every right to feel totally betrayed: you gave your life savings to a builder who promised they’d create your forever home, and they dudded you.
 
So what you deserve now is honesty.
 
You want to know what to expect?
 
Expect it to suck for a good year, and possibly longer.
 
You’ll be hit with increased rent, increased debt repayments, and increased costs to complete your home. And it’s going to take way too much time: it’ll take a few months to process your insurance warranty claim, but the real time-killer will be finding another builder to take over your project.
 
All of this is outside of your control.
 
So, focus on the things you can control: your income, your expenses, and the most important thing of all – your relationship – in what is going to be a very tough year for the both of you.
 
Sadly, you’re not alone.
 
I read an article this week which shocked me:
 
Hutchinson is Australia’s largest private builder and the country’s third-largest residential builder. The group’s chairman, Scott Hutchinson, candidly told News Corp:
 
“Current conditions are terrible. It’s ridiculous. I have never seen it like this. There will be more builders going broke. There’s nothing governments can do. People simply should not build … I don’t think there should be any private building.”
 
That’s a bloody big call!
 
Buyer (and builder) beware!

Scott.

My Real Estate Agent is a Rogue

Hi Scott,
 
We had a terrible 2022, starting with listing our apartment for sale in May – right at the time interest rates went up in record succession. It ultimately resulted in our agent pulling all sorts of manoeuvres to get us to drop our price. We didn’t take the bait, and he delisted our property, meaning we lost the upfront marketing costs of $7,000. Two complaints to Consumer Affairs to no avail, so we lost that money. I’ve taken it really badly – it’s been a big confidence hit, not to mention the daily guilt I feel for putting my family in this situation. What can I do to get some of this money back? How are consumers able to hold businesses accountable when there are no consequences for unethical behaviour?
 
Linda
 
Hi Linda,
 
It’s a hard one.
 
So perhaps the agent got you on the books by touting an unrealistically high price … and then began knocking you down to reality. It happens a lot, especially with numbskull agents.
 
Or maybe it was the fact that you listed your house at the tail end of the Covid property boom and got caught out. From May to January, house prices in capital cities pulled back 8.6%.
 
I know I sound unsympathetic, but you can’t blame your real estate agent for that. His one and only job is to go out and find the highest price the market is prepared to pay.
 
It’s your job to decide whether you’ll accept it. And if you’ve anchored your price 10% higher than the market is prepared to pay, that’s not his fault. I think it would be a hard ask to get a refund on the dough his agency has spent marketing your property to the property portals.
 
Please don’t beat yourself up. This is all part of the emotionally and financially taxing process of selling a property. From here on out, focus on the reason you decided to sell in the first place … and what your next steps are.

Scott.

My bedtime routine

Each night I tuck the kids into bed and read them a story.
 
Yet lately … I’ve been cheating.
 
When the kids are listening with their eyes closed, I pull out my phone and press ‘play’ on my brand-new audiobook – Barefoot Kids – and then sneak out to spend some quality time with Mrs Barefoot.
 
They don’t know the difference!
 
Well, until they open their eyes, and then come searching for us.  
 
(And the game is really up.)
 
Seriously, though, audio is so hot right now. Yet I was shocked to learn that the fastest-growing segment isn’t podcasts … it’s audiobooks.
 
Yes, the hottest thing in book publishing is … books you don’t read!
 
That explains why streaming behemoth Spotify recently launched its own audiobook service. Founder Daniel Ek has suggested that the market could grow from its current $US10 billion to as much as $US70 billion in a few years’ time.
 
And it also explains why Apple is trying to beat other audiobook publishers to the punch by releasing its own AI audiobook narrator, complete with voice inflection.
 
However, I didn’t go with the robot.
 
I decided to go all in with my audiobook because of the sheer number of people who wrote to me saying their kids couldn’t or wouldn’t read.
 
So I spent hours and hours in the recording studio. I even got some child actors to narrate the kid bits, and hired a voice actor for the dog (which ended up sounding a bit woofy, so we gave it the chop).
 
I’m super proud of the audiobook we’ve created, and I think it’s going to provide some awesome family listening for long car trips. And I think the parents in the front will get as much out of it as the kids in the back. It’s available in Audible today. Happy Easter!
 
Tread Your Own Path!

Making Your Credit Cards Disappear

Hi Scott,
 
In your recent column (“Thanks for NOTHING, Barefoot”), I was, like you, shocked when Lisa blatantly decided to stop paying her credit card debt, which somehow seemed to magically make her debt disappear into the ether. 
 
At the same time, curiosity got the better of me (for the record, I’m debt free thanks to your book). From a quick Google read, it seems possible to essentially make a debt disappear! Apparently there is this thing called a statute-barred debt which (if certain conditions are met) means you can walk away from having to pay old debts. However, I feel I do not fully understand if and when this may apply to someone. Could you please explain it to me in simpler terms so my smooth brain can understand it?
 
Tim
 
Hi Tim,
 
In the olden days, you’d be locked up in debtors’ prison, and only released when you coughed up.
 
Today the law is more civilised: you no longer get put in jail, and there are limits for how long a lender can chase you for the debt.
 
So here’s the spell to get your credit card wiped:
 
Lenders have six years to chase up an unsecured debt like a credit card. If at that time you haven’t made a repayment, or admitted that you owe the money, then it gets classified as statute-barred debt, and you legally no longer have to pay it.
 
Abracadabra!
 
Sounds like magic, right? Just wait out six years and you’re home free!
 
Yeah, nah.
 
In reality, lenders are very aware of the law, which is why they’ll generally take you to court to get a judgment against you, which both ups the ante and extends the period they can chase you for (to 15 years).
 
And if your lender still can’t get you to pay, they can sell your debt off to a debt collector, and then they will hassle your kneecaps off … for years.
 
Thankfully that will never apply to you, Tim.

Scott.

Are We Heading for Another Global Financial Crisis?

Are we heading for another Global Financial Crisis?
 
That’s the number one question I’m getting right now … and it makes perfect sense.
 
After all, banks are going bust around the world, inflation is burning a hole in our wallets, and interest rates are being hiked at the most aggressive rate in years.
 
So, what comes next?
 
Well, the honest answer is … I don’t know.
 
No-one does.
 
However, what I can do for you is to suggest three books that will help prepare you for whatever results from the bursting of the biggest global debt bubble in history.
 
The Great Depression: A Diary, by Benjamin Roth

No, I don’t think we’re heading into a depression.
 
However, this book is the actual diary notes of Benjamin Roth, a small-town lawyer living through a decade of the Great Depression. What makes it a fascinating read is that he’s writing it in real time – he doesn’t know what’s coming next.
 
The key take outs?
 
You probably think of the Depression as bread lines and poverty. However, Roth’s diary notes show that there were plenty of years in which there were huge rallies in the sharemarket, with newspapers chock-full of experts predicting that the worst was over. And then the market would crash again.
 
From the peak, the stock market fell a staggering 89%, and took 25 long years to regain its high. Interestingly, Roth started out thinking that stocks were a scam, and that rent-paying property was a sure bet. However, he came out of the Depression believing the exact opposite.
 
And if that 89% plunge has your head spinning, you really need to read the next book …

The Ulysses Contract: How to Never Worry About the Share Market Again, by Mike Kemp
 
So this book has just been released … and I wrote the foreword. Yet I did it for a very good reason: the author, Mike Kemp, is the man I turn to for investing advice.
 
Mike was on the floor of the Stock Exchange the day of the 1987 crash, and over four decades of investing he’s not only become a very wealthy man, he’s done it while totally ignoring day-to-day share market fluctuations.
 
Key take outs?
 
The main aim of this book is to show you how to never worry about the share market again. Really. He does that by doing a deep dive into economic history, backing it up with sound logic, and then, for the crescendo, encouraging the reader to enter into a weirdly effective Ulysses contract.  

Purchase your copy here while they last (it’s a limited first print run).
 
The Barefoot Investor, by Scott Pape
 
Okay, so this is totally shameless … however, I really believe it. My book is written for times like this. When you think you’re lost – and you’re not sure which way to go – follow the Barefoot Steps to safety.
 
Key take outs?
 
You can’t control what RBA boss Phil (high) Lowe does, or what the economy does, or what your boss does. However, the fact is, you have more control than you think.
 
So, instead of fretting, focus on the things that you can control. There are things you can do right now – tonight – that will put money in your pocket, boost your confidence and set you off on a totally different path. All you need is a bottle of wine and your phone … and a few good books.
 
Tread Your Own Path!

The Seven Stages of Grief

Hi Scott,

My fiancé and I purchased our house in December 2021 and had a fixed rate for two years at 2.59%.

With the constant increase in rates, he says our repayments will revert to around $5,000 a month come December, and I am freaking out! He earns $115,000 a year (pre-tax, less his child support!). I earn zero. What do we do? Should we sell our house and hold on to our money until rates come back down and try again? This is so overwhelming and confusing.
 
Natalie
 
Hi Natalie,
 
My calculator just broke: you’ll be paying 70 PER CENT of your take-home on your home loan?!
 
Cracker Jack!
 
So it sounds like you’re in a state of shock …    
 
Excellent!
 
That’s the first step. Now we need you to move through the other stages of grief, and pronto.
 
The next step is denial.
 
Here’s you: “Maybe everything will sort out … and rates will come down … and we’ll be okay?”
 
Here’s me: “No you won’t. Even if rates come down slightly, you’ll be shooting in a paper bag with only 30% of your take-home left over.”
 
Let’s move on to anger.
 
Here’s you: “It’s the bloody bank’s fault for lending us so much!”
 
Here’s me: “That’s it, let it all out! Do you feel better? Good. Still, it won’t change your situation one iota.”
 
Next, let’s move on to regret.
 
Here’s you: “Why did I borrow so much money?”
 
Here’s me: “Woulda, coulda, shoulda … but you did … and here we are.”
 
And now, to depression:
 
Here’s you: “It’s hopeless … there’s no way out.”
 
Here’s me: “This is where most people who are in severe debt end up: feeling defeated and depressed. That causes them to stop talking to their lender, and the situation gets worse.”
 
Natalie, I know it’s hard but you need to break through to the final stage of grief – acceptance and hope:
 
You may need to accept the harsh truth that you can’t afford your home based on your current income. So, unless the two of you can bring in substantially more, it’s likely you’re going to have to sell your home.
 
And what about the hope?
 
Well, the hope is that you take control of your situation early, rather than letting things happen to you.
 
So please call 1800 007 007 and team up with a financial counsellor, and take control today.
 
Scott.

Revenge of the Bong-Smoking Boyfriend

Hi Barefoot,
 
Before I read your book I made the mistake of getting a Latitude credit card for a TV. Now I’m a smidge away from paying it off, thanks to you! But I just received an email letting me know that Latitude has been hacked! I have followed all of your suggestions up until now, such as locking my credit file through Credit Savvy. I have spent a long time getting my credit score to a respectable place from 273 to now where it is well over 800. I’m concerned this hack could affect or undo all of my hard work! Is there anything else I can do to protect myself?
 
Linda

Hi Linda,
 
Oh, no!
 
Latitude is the financial equivalent of that dirtbag boyfriend you’re planning on breaking up with because he spends too much time sitting on the sofa getting stoned and playing Xbox. And now you find out he’s been cheating on you as well!
 
Latitude’s consumer debt products suck almost as much as their cybersecurity … which the Director of the Australian Computer Society (ACS), Mr Louay Ghashash, described as “dismal … they have failed on all fronts”.
 
Now to your actual question:
 
The truth is that if you’ve shut down your credit file then you’ve done all you can. And I’d give even less latitude to credit scores – to me they’re the financial equivalent of a horoscope.
 
However, if you’re one of the 330,000 customers of Latitude reading this and you haven’t locked down your file, do it now. And from now on choose your financial boyfriends wisely!

Scott.

Cards of Courage

Hi Scott,
 
My name is Amira and I’m 10. For Christmas Mum got me Barefoot Kids. Thanks for writing a cool book. Mum and I read it together. We are following your steps and I now have my business, ‘Cards With Care – By Amira’, up and running in Darwin. I pitched my business to a local shop owner, who bought my cards to sell in her shoe shop. People are loving the photos I take for my cards. I have my buckets all set up and have purchased my first ETF with Mum’s help!
  
Love, Amira

Hi Amira,
 
Oh, I love this.
 
Did you know that the average Aussie gets 22 Birthday, Christmas, and ‘Sorry I voted for the Teals’ cards every year? (Ask your parents.)
 
For the rest of us, have a read of Amira’s pitch and tell me that you’d choose a cheesy Hallmark card over something as genuinely awesome as what Amira’s got going on.
 
You Got This!

Is My Money Safe?

Hi Scott,

With another bank failing in the US, it’s starting to feel like 2008/2009 once again. How safe are our banks, and our money in the banks?

Jenny
 
Hi Jenny,
 
Don’t worry, the money in our banks is safe.
 
The government’s Financial Claims Scheme protects depositors up to $250,000 per account holder should your bank, building society or credit union go belly up. (And if you have a joint account, each account holder is entitled to the guarantee.)
 
But it only applies to one account at a particular institution. So, if you’ve got more than $250,000 you should think about spreading it around different institutions, so you’re covered by the scheme.

Scott

Help! My Elderly Dad Is About to Lose His Home!

Hi Scott,
 
Some years ago my dad was approached by my sister and her ex-husband Larry (they were divorced) to go guarantor for a business loan. Larry promised he would repay the loan in three months, and my sister said that if anything happened she’d be there to help.
 
At the time, Larry hired a lawyer to represent my dad and also hired a translator on his behalf. And my dad signed. But (despite the lawyer and translator) I don’t think he understood the full impact of his decision, as there was nothing to his benefit.
 
Fast forward to today and Larry has not been able to repay the loan. Even worse, he has defaulted on the original loan multiple times. Each time, the borrowed amount was increased to cover the principal and interest on the previous loan. Now my dad, who is in his 80s, has received an eviction notice from the Sheriff demanding him to move out by the end of the week.
 
My dad migrated to Australia as a younger man, and he and my mum worked their arses off over many years to pay off their home. My mum postponed her cancer treatment when they bought this house in order to keep working, leading her cancer to advance until it was too late. She passed away more than a decade ago. This house is Dad’s heart and pride, and I can’t bear to see him lose it all.
 
Please, Barefoot, will you save us from this mess?
 
Bill

Bill,
 
This is very, very serious.
 
(And kind of weird, given your dad backed a bloke who’d already divorced his daughter!?).
 
If your father has been given an eviction notice, it’s critical that you deal with this immediately – which is why I called my personal lawyer, Dr Brett Davies, and briefed him on your situation.
 
Brett’s view is that the guarantee your father gave is potentially unenforceable.
 
In other words, if your dad was conned into it by Larry (or the lawyer), then he shouldn’t lose his house.
 
(Someone should lose their home … but it shouldn’t be your dad.)
 
So, ask some hard questions, like:
 
Who was the lawyer Larry arranged, and was he independent?
 
Who paid the lawyer’s bill? (If he was acting for your dad, he is duty-bound to provide a copy of the file. Get that file.)
 
Who was present when the ‘guarantee’ was being explained?
 
Was there pressure put on your dad?
 
Was the guarantee valid? (As you correctly state, your dad got “nothing to his benefit” by signing a guarantee. Usually a bank would also require a sign-off by an accountant or financial planner, as well as a lawyer. Did he get that?)
 
So, tomorrow, call Mortgage Stress Victoria on 1800 572 292 and speak to a lawyer.
 
And never invite Larry over to dinner again.

Scott

Harry Styles Goes Barefoot

Hi Scott,

Just writing to thank you for your latest book, which I bought for my nine-year-old granddaughter. She has now established her jars for spending, saving and giving. Two weeks ago she and a little friend had a bake sale in Collingwood, where they live. Sales were a little slow until a lady came along and told them Harry Styles was in a cafe down the road. Of course the stall was quickly packed up and off they went with their produce. To their delight, Harry and two friends were sitting outside. The girls approached the group (with Mum not far behind) and offered their biscuits for sale. Lo and behold Harry bought three biscuits and gave them $50! Thank you again – you have inspired my granddaughter to be a young entrepreneur!

Adrienne

Hi Adrienne,

How many girls rock up to Harry Styles and giggle, scream and ask for a selfie? Not your granddaughter – she came to do business! And Harry, what a legend. Though to be fair I think spending a pineapple on three biscuits is a little over the top … even for a rockstar.

Still, he probably had no idea what the strange yellow note was … and why would he even care? Now that’s a story she’ll tell her grandkids.

Scott.

The Wildest Party I’ve Been to in Years …

You can’t take my two-year-old anywhere.
 
However, a few Sundays ago I had no choice but to bring him along to a kids’ birthday party.
 
While I was making small talk with the other parents, he covertly snatched two huge slices of birthday cake and disappeared under the table so he could eat them without being told off.
 
A few minutes later he bolted out from under the table, absolutely pinging off his head on sugar …  and that was when it happened:
 
My phone rang and – out of reflex –  I answered: “Hell-o?”

“Hi Scott, it’s Dom Perrottet speaking.”
 
Silence.
 
“The Premier of New South Wales.”
 
A few things went through my head at that moment.
 
First, how did he get my number?
 
Closely followed by … where the bloody hell has that kid gone?
 
The Premier was already launching into his spiel … while I went on mute and frantically darted around the party looking for my sugared-up son.
 
It turned out the Premier wanted to put a copy of The Barefoot Investor in the baby bundle that new parents in NSW are given. Which was a great idea … and one that I graciously turned down.
 
Why?
 
Because he’s facing a State election and I won’t align myself with any politician or political party.
 
“Gotcha!”

I grabbed my son – who went limp as spaghetti – and strapped him into a playground swing seat.
 
“Premier, while I have you on the line, can I pitch you something really important?”
 
“Okay”, he responded.
 
“Higher, Daddy!”

I then proceeded to explain what I pitch every politician (regardless of affiliation) I speak to:
 
Financial counsellors are the greatest secret in finance. They’ll stand beside you in your darkest hour – and help you get back on your feet. They’re independent. They’re unbiased. And, importantly, their service is FREE. However, due to the cost of living crisis, financial counsellors are currently run off their feet!
 
So, between swings, I asked the Premier to consider doubling the number of financial counsellors in NSW so that struggling families will have the best access to financial counselling in the country.
 
Well, this Thursday the Liberal Government announced the policy. And, in the interests of giving both parties a fair go, the Labor Opposition have said they’ll ‘think’ about it.
 
So in the end we all got a bit of cake!

Tread Your Own Path!

A Thank-You from Kate

Last week’s column on Kate – the young mum who was diagnosed with aggressive breast cancer – got one of the biggest responses I’ve ever received. We’ve got an amazing community: Barefooters wrote in offering their homes, the money in their Give jars, and lots of kind messages of support.  
 
So here’s an update from Kate:
 
This week has been a bit foggy as I’ve started chemo, and I’m still recovering from the birth – plus I’m in that newborn bubble! We have been sprinkled with kindness in every direction we turn, and we are eternally grateful. Thank you.
 
P.S. Keep checking those boobs.