The Old Black Dog

Today I want to tell you a story about the dog that’s on the cover of my books.

(If you've read my latest book, you might think you know how this story ends … but trust me, you don’t.)

Her name is Betty, and she’s an old sheep dog from the Mallee.

Betty was kindly given to me years ago by my uncle, who told me she was the hardest-working dog he’d ever had.

No-one knew exactly how old she was, because she’d been passed from farmer to farmer for years.

And now she was at my farm.

The first night we bought her home, I put her food in a shiny new doggy bowl.

Betty cocked her head and wouldn’t eat it.

“Maybe she’s feeling insecure about her new environment, and she’s off her food”, proffered my animal-loving wife.

My uncle had other ideas: “Just tip the food on the ground.”

Betty dutifully started chowing down.

It was the same deal with her newly bought kennel (with an expensive sheepskin for warmth).

Betty sleeps on the dirt underneath the ute … so she won’t miss one minute of work.

And work she does. She’s unstoppable.

Betty is a legend in our family.

And years from now we’ll use her story to teach our kids about life:

Kids, you may think you want cool clothes, an Apple watch, or a fancy car.

But you really don’t.

What you really want is to be loved and respected.

And marketers manipulate these deep-seated desires to get us to buy their stuff.

Yet it’s a trillion-dollar lie.

The truth is that to be loved and respected … you don’t need status symbols, or gadgets, or fancy brand labels.

No.

If you want to be loved and respected, just do two things: be kind, and be a hard worker.

Even then, some people may still not love and respect you ‒ but the right people will.

Betty died this week.

For a sheep dog (age unknown), who was passed around from owner to owner, Betty finally found her home.

Rest In Peace, Betty.

You were loved and respected.

Tread Your Own Path!

P.S. I’m off for a couple of weeks for the school holidays to hang out with my kids.

And the Judge’s Gavel Fell

Scott,

I have a court judgment against me for a $10,000 credit card debt, along with other credit card and personal loan debts that have accumulated to over $20,000. Over the last three years I have recovered from addiction and mental health issues, as well as homelessness. Through hard work I have finally landed myself a stable job in the industry I studied at uni for, earning $96,500 a year. Still I cannot get ahead. I would like to go bankrupt to wipe the slate clean and start again. Is this a good idea?

Natalie

Hi Natalie

Rising strong!

Congratulations on your continued recovery. That shows courage and perseverance. You’re a fighter.

Yet bankruptcy, in my opinion, is not an option ‒ you’re earning too much dough!So what should you do instead?

First things first, get a copy of your credit file and see what’s on it.

Then, you have a couple of options:

You could contact your lenders (specifically, their hardship departments) and disclose that you took out the debt when you were suffering from addiction, mental health issues and homelessness. If you can provide supporting documentation from doctors and case study workers, you may be able to have the debt waived on hardship and compassionate grounds (and there may also be ways to have the $10,000 court judgement waived as well).

Or you could choose to negotiate a realistic repayment schedule. On your income you’d pay if off inside of a year.

You Got This!

Scott

I’m Not the High Earner Anymore

Dear Barefoot,

For the last 16 years with my partner I have been the higher earner, and at times he has been unemployed. We have always pulled through together but I have mostly carried the financial burden. This year he has nailed a great contract and will earn 50% more than me. I don’t know how to begin a conversation about where that money is going to go. I don’t want to sound like I am holding a grudge, but I also don’t want him building a tidy nest-egg while I have little to show for the sacrifices I have made. What do I say?

Delia

Hi Delia,

Just blame me.Seriously, here are the exact steps you can take.

Step 1: Buy a copy of my book.

Step 2: Announce: “I’m reading this book and it says we need to go on a Date Night to discuss our finances.”

Step 3: With a beverage in hand, say something like “for 16 years we’ve been a team ‒ we’ve looked after each other financially ‒ but for the first time in our relationship I feel financially vulnerable”.

Step 4: Tell him, “The book says one way couples in long-term committed relationship can work through this is to open a joint transaction account, with a no-questions-asked pre-agreed spending limit. The book has instructions on the best account to set up, and we can do it before the entree arrives.”

Step 5: Then stop talking. Listen to what he says.Bottoms up!

Scott

You Offended me Last Week

Hi Scott,

I just read your Q&A and saw your column on ‘Why NAB employees read my book’.

I am a little offended by what you wrote. You are making out that all bank employees are evil people trying to stooge customers out of money. I have been working for NAB for nearly 20 years, yet I did not have a good grasp of my finances before reading your book.

I had a NAB home loan above 4.5% ‒ being young and naive I thought NAB would look after their employees and never realised there were better deals out there! After reading your book a couple of years ago I made the move to UBank to a home loan under 4% and have now secured a 3.35% loan.

There are many people working for NAB who do not understand finance and are in the same boat as most of your readers. There may be quite a few bankers out there who set out to do the wrong thing by our customers, but I think it very unfair that you make us all out to be like this.

NOTE: If you make this email public can you remove my name from it. Most of my team are barefooters but if management see this they may make it hard for the team. Some managers take the hard line whenever anything negative is said about the company by an employee.

Regards,

NABer

Hi NABer,

Given NAB has around 35,000 employees, it would be a bit rich for me to label them all as evil … which is why I didn’t. And clearly most are honest, hard working people like you.

What I did (comically) poke fun at is that many people in the bank’s call centres would be on sales targets, and a call from a Barefooter would be a yorker (in cricket terms … or perhaps a bouncer) if they don’t get what they want.

This week my inbox was chock full of people (like you!) who successfully used my ‘bitch don’t switch’ home loan script to score a much better deal on their biggest expense.

Thank you for reading,

Scott

Reminder: I first wrote about this years ago and highlighted the low fees. Today there are better bank accounts on offer. How do I know? Because my readers constantly email me about them! So before you do anything, google the best accounts on offer now.

Changing Our Kids’ Lives

Hi Scott,

My parents were terrible with their finances (and still are, sadly), so I learnt from them that ‘credit is OK’ and got myself into all kinds of trouble. Then, two years ago, I read The Barefoot Investor, and my partner and I are now very close to paying off all our debts. A few weeks ago I read The Barefoot Investor for Families. We have two children, aged 3 and 5, so we started the jam jars with them. Today we all went to Target, and when we were in the toy section, instead of saying “Mummy, can I have ...” they were saying “I’m going to save up for this”. How powerful is that? We are determined for our kids to be financially savvy, and now we feel we can do it.

Layla

Hi Layla,

Thanks for writing and telling me of your win. You see, I got a letter from another parent this week who told me that I was corrupting the youth of Australia. Her basic argument was that making kids work for money is too full on: “Why not just let them be kids ‒ they’ve got the rest of their lives to worry about money?”

That’s certainly one approach, yet for me it’s code for “Don’t worry, shnookums, here’s twenty bucks”.

What you’re doing, on the other hand, is teaching your kids self-reliance. More importantly, you’re giving your kids self-confidence, and there’s no age restriction on that. I’ve always said that an amazing thing happens when kids save up and buy something on their own steam. It’s not only a proud parenting moment for you, but it’s a life-changing experience for them. You got this!

Scott

Help, My Husband’s a Hoarder!

I just finished my first Barefoot Date Night with my hubby. My problem is that he is a hoarder, and the look on his face when he heard your advice about selling our stuff on Gumtree was nothing less than horror. And without selling a heap of stuff there is no way we will have a Mojo account. He earns way more than I do (as I have gone back to university) and I have already sold most of my stuff to pay for textbooks and such. What should I do?

Lee

Hi Lee,

So what you’re saying is “with my drop in income I feel vulnerable, and I want some financial security”.

And what your husband is saying is “I don’t really care”.

Is that too harsh?Probably (especially if he’s actually got a thing for hoarding).

I’m sure he does care … he just doesn’t need to think too deeply about it, because you keep things separate. He may not even realise you’ve had to sell some of your stuff to buy your university books.

Yet this approach isn’t working for you now, and it won’t help you achieve your joint life goals.

So if I were in your shoes I’d have another Date Night and put the issue fair and square on the menu:

As a couple, what do we value more: our stuff or our financial security?

Scott

The 4 cheapest home loans on the market in June

Why NAB Employees Read My Book

The other day I got this email from Trevor:

“Catching the city-bound Frankston train this morning, I had to chuckle at a NAB employee reading The Barefoot Investor. I wonder if it’s part of NAB’s mandatory training?”

What Trev is referring to is a script in my book that I call the “$22,064 phone call”, which gives you the exact words to say to get a cheaper rate from your bank.

Yet with 1.6 million copies sold, it’s now a well-worn script!

You can almost picture the bank’s call centre staff gnashing their teeth when they realise they’ve got a Barefooter on the line. They instantly know exactly what the customer wants … and how the call will end if they don’t get it.

Last week I spoke about getting rogered by your bank, as they sneakily cut their savings rates in the month before the Reserve Bank dropped its rates.

Well, on the other side of the bank’s ledger, things are getting cray cray, in a good way.

Example: NAB-backed UBank is offering a one-year fixed rate at 2.99%.

Smoking rate, right?

Sure, right now. But a year is a long time in Reserve Banking ‒ and this week they’ve indicated another cut (or two) is on the cards.

That’s why I recommend staying variable, and screwing down the cheapest rate you can.

So what are the best deals right now?

According to my fiercely independent research, the cheapest variable mortgage is Reduce Home Loans at 3.09% (or 3.19% with an offset account). Reduce Home Loans, by the way, is actually a white-labelled (rebadged) loan from the Bendigo Bank.

(Let’s spare a thought for Bendigo’s head of marketing, who just spat out his morning coffee at having this revealed in the paper.)

Other cheapies are financial tech outfits TicToc at 3.27%, Loans.com.au at 3.28%, and Athena at 3.34%.

These rates are generally only for eligible borrowers. (Think of it like striking up a conversation with a hottie at a bar. Unless you’re a good catch ‒ more than a 20% deposit or equity, a stable job and all your teeth ‒ they won’t even look at you.)

Still, home loan rates are at the lowest levels in history, and competition for borrowers is cutthroat.

Bottom line?

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get the banker off your back.

So please do me a favour. Take out your phone. As in right now. Go on. Ask Siri to remind you to call your bank this week. Borrow my book from the library, and use my original well-worn script. Then, after you’re done, email me (scott@barefootinvestor.com) and tell me how much you saved.

Tread Your Own Path!

Reminder: I first wrote about this years ago and highlighted the low costs. Today there are better deals on offer. How do I know? Because my readers constantly email me about them! So before you do anything, do a quick google.

The Best Bank Accounts After the RBA’s Rate Cut

Interest rates are officially at their lowest level, ever. Which means things are grim for savers.

So today I’m going to make sure you are not getting rogered by your bank.

And there’s a lot of it going on:

For example, did you know that, according to comparison site Mozo, banks cut rates on 59 separate savings and term deposit accounts in the month before the latest RBA decision?

That explains why the Financial Review this week reported that 80% of savings accounts are actually losing money after the effects of inflation.

They’re like the Oliver Twist of finance! More? You want more interest? (Ask your parents.)

Okay, so let’s talk basic transaction accounts.

I like a ‘Mark Waugh’ (all-rounder) type of account, which is why I have steadfastly stuck with ING’s Orange Everyday: it has zero fees (including no international fees), makes it easy-peasy to maintain my buckets, and pays decent interest. (Although today ING dropped the maximum interest rate on the account to 2.55%, in line with the RBA’s rate cut last week.)

Yet I’m not paid to promote anyone, so what about the competition?

ME Bank is good, though their tech feels like it was built by the same team who made the Sputnik.

On the other hand, Up Bank (a division of Bendigo Bank) has great tech and offers competitive rates on all your buckets … but it’s still a work in progress as they roll out their feature set.

Now let’s talk Mojo (savings) accounts.

I use UBank’s USaver, which pays 2.87% ‒ although you have to keep contributing $200 a month to maintain that rate. Still, if you’re boosting your Mojo, that works.

And the competition?

Well, there’s a bunch of online savers that pay bonus interest bribes, but they all fizzle out after a few months and revert to lower ongoing rates. Then again, the best of them revert to rates between 1% and 1.8%, which is still better than the vast majority of accounts out there.

Finally, if you want to lock in your money, the best 12-month $100,000 term deposits are with Arab Bank and Teachers Mutual (both at 2.7%), though it’s a slippery-dip from there (say a prayer for the retirees!).

Fact is, cash is trash at the moment, and it’s only getting worse.

Roger that!

Tread Your Own Path!

Reminder: I first wrote about this years ago and highlighted the low fees. Today there are better bank accounts on offer. How do I know? Because my readers constantly email me about them! So before you do anything, google the best accounts on offer now.

Dollarmites Out!

Yay! You made it into the Yarraville West Primary School newsletter:

“After consideration, school Council has decided that Yarraville West PS will no longer host the CBA Dollarmites banking program. Financial literacy is important, perhaps now more than ever. There are independent educational initiatives available for your family to investigate together, such as the federal government’s MoneySmart or books, and Scott Pape’s Barefoot Investor for Families.”

Thanks for educating our educators!

Susan

Hi Susan,

Thanks for sending this through!

Just to clear things up, my new school program isn’t about me selling books (I’ve sold enough already, and anyway, I’ve donated a copy to every school library in the country).

This is a not-for-profit program, and it’s funded from my own pocket (no funding from banks!). That way, I’m free to explain to the kids how much of a rip-off credit cards are, why Nimble loans suck, and the hidden cost of UberEats.

Now, since I launched the Barefoot Money Movement a few weeks ago, I’ve had thousands of teachers apply to pilot the program later in the year, from schools across the country and around the world.

My biggest discovery?

We are truly blessed to have so many hardworking teachers educating our kids.

Seriously, they’re passionate about their students and are determined to ensure they learn these lessons.

It’s been a very humbling experience.

Thank-you for reading,Scott

Scott

You’re a Shocker, Barefoot (Part 2)

Scott,

Your article ‘Prisoner’s Last Chance’, about the prisoner coming into a six-figure sum of money, is the most disrespectful article I have ever read. You tell the guy “good on you for learning how to manage your money” and give him advice on how to invest, then gloat about how you donated your books to prisoners. How shallow are you?

What about telling him to clear his conscience and pay back the money he probably stole from victims, or compensate those he has offended against. Come on! I’m disgusted in you not telling him to give his six-figure sum to victims he most likely never had the mind to compensate.

I challenge you to say in one of your articles that you offered wrong advice on this matter and should have told the person in prison to compensate those he did wrong by. Bet you won’t.

Ricky

Hi Ricky,

I bet I won’t either, cobber!

It sounds like you (or someone you love) has been wronged by someone, and you’re still bitter and beat-up about it. Here’s how the prisoner described his situation:

“I have spent most of my life in institutions, from boys’ homes to jails (I’m 59). My goal is to have enough money to buy my own home before I die, with no debt and maybe some savings. After all, isn’t that every man’s dream?”

Now, here’s my thinking:

I don’t know what crimes he did … and neither do you.

Though I do know one thing: after doing their time, everyone deserves a chance to put their lives right.

And if he can achieve financial security, he’s more likely to stay straight and not end up back in the clink.

That’ll potentially save the taxpayer the $110,000 a year it costs to keep a prisoner locked up.

That’ll also help keep the community safe.

And it may just give this bloke some peace after a lifetime of pain.

Scott

You’re a Shocker, Barefoot

Mr Pape,

Your ‘shock/horror’ credit card piece in the Sunday Times was one of the most irresponsible financial articles I have read for some time. My wife and I (73 and 78 years old respectively) have been using credit cards for everything since they came into existence. Each month we only have one bill to pay, and it is paid on time every month ‒ very convenient! A more positive article would have explained the virtues of credit cards and how to use them wisely.

Wayne

Hi Wayne,

You don’t seem to understand how this column works.

It’s not my job to explain the virtues of credit cards and how to use them wisely!

(I’ll leave that to Commbank, who teach this to nine-year-old kids who attend their schools education program.)

Now, you gave me a backhander by saying I wrote “one of the most irresponsible financial articles” you’ve read for a long time. (I can imagine the bankers reading this would be giving you a golf clap: “Hear, hear! Finally someone gave it to Barefoot! You’re a jolly good sport, Wayne old boy!”)

Well, let’s talk about financial irresponsibility:

As you know, the banks do their best to lure people, especially young people, into taking up credit cards.

The reason is obvious: while interest rates have fallen to an all-time low, the average credit card interest rates haven’t budged from 18% since Alan Border donned the Baggy Green.

Yet at least the original Bankcard didn’t have a membership fee. Annual fees on today’s credit cards have been increasing by more than 20% per annum to an average of $135 a pop, according to Canstar.

At the same time, the value of credit card rewards points have been slashed. Last year a report by comparison site Mozo found that they were virtually worthless, plummeting a staggering 96% since 2016.

Look, I get that some people ‒ like you ‒ pay off their cards on the due date and get a 55-day interest-free loan.

However, the truth is that for most people ‒ particularly the young and the vulnerable ‒ they’re a debt trap.

Wayne, it’s these people who are subsidising your interest-free loan. So who’s being financially irresponsible, sport?

Scott

The Great Australian Finance Experiment

My five-year-old son is obsessed with maths.

The other night he worked out that the maths app game we play each night is charging us a recurring fee.

He was ropeable: “You need to delete this game off the iPad, or we’ll keep getting billed. Do you understand, Dad?”

I nodded.

Chip off the old block.

Anyway, it wouldn’t surprise me if he eventually studies finance at university.

And if he does, he’ll almost certainly (as part of his ‘financial history’ class) look back at this monetary madness we’re living through in 2019.

I picture him coming back to the farm, scratching his head:

“Dad, what the hell were you guys thinking?

“The housing market was slowly deflating after the mother of all housing booms … but then you started cutting interest rates to almost zero?

“And at the same time you loosened lending criteria and encouraged young people to buy a home with just a 5% deposit?

“How did you think it would end?!”

Okay, so I’m putting it on record that I don’t think any of this is a good idea.

Yet I’m clearly in the minority: this week the media predictably cheered that the average homeowner would be $58 a month better off with the latest rate cut.

They’re missing the point.

Having to cut rates to the lowest levels in history ‒ with the promise of even more to come ‒ is a sign that we’re in deep trouble.

Rate cuts are supposed to act like cocaine … yet after this many hits, their effectiveness is wearing off. (The Verve sang it best: “Now the drugs don’t work, they just make you worse.”)

Just like I can’t fathom my father paying 20% on his home loan in the early nineties, I’m sure my son will be baffled by our rock bottom rates today. Either way, this is a massive financial experiment that we’ve all signed up to … and the effect could be felt for generations.

Tread Your Own Path!

Netflix For Cars?

Hi Scott,

I homeschool my 11- and 13-year-old girls. This week, after reading your letter to Sally (the teacher with car loan issues), I decided to ditch my maths lesson for the day and teach your ‘car finance’ lesson. It was such an eye-opener for my girls and a truly great life lesson. They were gobsmacked by the repayment amounts! The lesson has inspired them to teach everyone else in our extended family about the consequences of buying a car with credit. Thank you for the work you do.

Sarah

Hi Sarah,

As the question above shows, cars are very seductive!

And that’s why I love the fact that you’re taking your daughters through this lesson.It is kind of frightening to add up all the costs of owning a car that is parked 95% of the time!

That’s why cars are going the way of Netflix ‒ being offered for a monthly subscription:

In the US last week Hertz launched a car subscription service: for ,000 a month you get a new car, full maintenance, roadside assistance and insurance (and there’s no ongoing commitment, so you can take it up in December, ditch it in January, and not have any of the ongoing costs).

And it’s not just car rental companies: Volvo launched a subscription service at $600 a month that went berserk, and Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi, Porsche are all planning something similar.

Will this be a good deal for drivers? Time will tell. Then again, if Uber has its way, no one will drive at all!

Scott

Should We Make the Sacrifice?

Hi Scott,

My husband and I are two months away from finally clearing nearly $100,000 of card debt we racked up some years ago. Now we are about to start a family and want to buy a new Mazda CX-5. We are thinking of doing this through salary sacrificing, which would cost us a fortnightly fee including all on-road costs. However, we are nervous about getting caught up in long-term debt again. Is salary sacrificing a safe option for getting a car?

Jess

Hi Jess,

Are you freaking crazy?

No, you should not borrow to buy a brand-new $40,000 car.

You’re like an alcoholic who celebrates their sobriety with a Jäger Bomb!

The only thing you should be salary sacrificing is superannuation (after you’ve saved up a deposit and bought your first home ‒ Barefoot Step 4). You have two months till you pay off all your debts. After that save up and buy the cheapest, safest second-hand car your ego can afford.

You’re doing great, don’t blow it!

Scott

My Socially Irresponsible Brother Marries his Masseuse?

Hi Scott,

My socially irresponsible 34-year-old brother has recently spent four weeks in Thailand and met an attractive masseuse who seems to have made him believe he is the man of her dreams. They spent the entire time together, and now that he is home in Australia we hear she is expecting their baby!

He is paying the mortgage down on his own property, has a secure job, and will soon receive a substantial inheritance from a relative (who would be mortified at this situation). I feel he is being scammed ‒ if there is a baby on the way, I think this is exactly what this lady intended. Yet he wants to believe all the lies he has been fed, and of course she now wishes to set up life here in Melbourne.

Most of our family agree he should send money to support this child and visit a few times a year. But I fear he will bring her over here, and I am not sure it will end well. What are your thoughts, and how can he protect his interests?

Danielle

Hi Danielle,

That’s a hell of a story … and a complicated question: how can your brother protect his interests?

Well, that presupposes that he actually wants his interests protected.

He’s a grown man. He’s in love. And he’s going to be a father for the first time. So I’m not sure how far you’ll get telling him that the mother of his unborn child is a scammer.

(Look, I have no tuk-tuk in the race: he may be getting scammed. It wouldn’t be the first time something like this has happened. Or she may turn out to be the love of his life. Who knows?)

If I were in your shoes, I would do three things:

First, let him know that he’s your brother and you’ll support him.

Second, encourage him to get DNA tests to ensure the baby is his (as legal counsel Kanye West says: “Eighteen years … eighteen years … and on her eighteenth birthday he found out it wasn’t his?”).

Third, encourage him to get proper legal advice: investigate having the inheritance diverted into a discretionary trust (of which he’s a beneficiary), set up a testamentary trust (estate planning), and, finally, if the relationship goes ahead, get a binding financial agreement (BFA) which sets out what happens in the event of a separation.Good luck.

Scott

Westpac Jackpot!

Dear Scott

I just wanted to say thank you! I received a letter from Westpac today to say that in response to my ‘query’ they have cancelled my credit card repayment insurance and refunded $1,100 in premiums paid over the past four years. Woohoo! One giant leap towards paying off and cancelling my card altogether!

Fiona

Hi Fiona,Ka-ching!

Since I wrote my column a few weeks ago, I’ve had heaps of Barefooters tell me they’ve got thousands of dollars back.

And if you, dear reader, have been sold junk add-on insurance, head over to demandarefund.com and stake your claim.

Scott

Prisoner’s Last Chance

Dear Mr Scott Pape,

My name is Peter. I am 59 and I have four years left to serve on a five-year prison term. As a prisoner I do not have access to a phone or the internet, so writing this letter is the only way I can get in contact with you.

I have spent most of my life in institutions, from boys’ homes to jails. I have only got a very low level of education ‒ I think I may have finished Grade 6 (am not sure). I need a lot of help with my reading and writing as well as my spelling. Yet recently I read your book and was able to understand most of it. Now I am hoping you could help me.

I have come into some money (just over six figures) which I want to invest while I am doing time, but I am having problems with my bank, NAB. They will not allow me to do electronic transfers from one bank to another while I am in jail. Yet I am afraid to close the account because if they send me a bank cheque it could go missing (that is not unusual for prisoner property).

I do not have any family or friends outside prison who can help me, either. I would love to invest at least $90,000 for the next four years before I get out of jail. My goal is to have enough money to buy my own home before I die, with no debt and maybe some savings. After all, isn’t that every man’s dream? Please help me and write back.

Peter

Hi Peter,

Good on you for learning about how to manage your money.

Having financial security is one factor that will help you stay on the straight and narrow when you get out (and I’ve donated many copies of my book to prisons across the country for this very reason).

Now, I spoke to NAB on your behalf, and they’ve suggested that you write a letter to NAB’s special service:

NAB Resolve
Reply Paid 2870
Melbourne, Victoria 8060

I’d suggest you transfer your money into a term deposit and time it to mature when you get out, and in the meantime spend the next four years mastering an employable skill.

Good luck!

Scott

Family Feud

Hi Scott,

I am 26 and recently got married (yay!), but my husband and I are not sure how to combine our finances. He owns a house with his brother, and I have a decent inheritance which I would not like to lose if we ended up divorcing (yes, I know it’s a bit early for that!). I thought of leaving the inheritance in the offset account, but if my husband dies I do not want to lose it to my brother-in-law either! How can we make it all work? Do we need a (post) prenup?

Ashley

Hi Ashley,

It sounds a little like you want a Meatloaf marriage: “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that (share my inheritance).”

The way I see it, there are three things you can do:

First, you can go to a lawyer and draw up a ‘binding financial agreement’, which will set out who gets what if you want out of the marriage like a bat out of hell (another Meatloaf reference … ask your parents). The downside to binding financial agreements is that they can be expensive, and they’re often contested.

Second, a more practical approach could be for both of you to write single wills which state that your parents (or whoever) get your stuff in the event of your death. These wills can be updated as you go through life.

Third, if you want to avoid a lot of financial heartache in the future (and also avoid the costs associated with the first two options), I’d seriously consider talking about your feelings to someone qualified ‒ and that’s not me!

Fact is, you’re still in the honeymoon phase of your marriage (which, in my personal experience, lasts until the first kid pops out) yet you’re already choosing money over marriage.

That doesn’t make you a bad person, and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. It just means you have doubts.

And those doubts won’t go away.

Scott

Introducing … Zuckbucks?

Facebook is set to launch its own crypto-currency next year, the BBC reported this week.

(The article referred to the new currency as ‘GlobalCoin’ … though I much prefer ‘Zuckbucks’.)

So, will this be yet another crazy crypto coin?

Not a chance!

My bet is that ‘Zuckbucks’ will be as boring as your Aunt Betty’s status updates.

See, Facebook is already lame (but incredibly lucrative), so they’re doubling down on something even lamer (and equally lucrative): payments.

And that’s because Facebook’s end game is to become the WeChat of the West.

Hang on … what’s WeChat?

It’s the Chinese version of Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, Google. All rolled into one ‘super app’.

However, WeChat’s big dumpling is mobile payments. In China you can order a meal, split the bill with your mates, pay your share, and take a photo of your dish to impress your friends ‒ all on WeChat.

This immersive experience throws off a lot of personal data, and that is what Facebook really wants. Oh, and so does Google. And Apple. And Amazon. And thousands of tech companies that you and I have never heard of (yet).

Now think about your current humble little bank account.

Yes, you’ve got an app on your phone … but it still looks and feels pretty much the same as it did 20 years ago, right?

It’s all still BSBs and account numbers, and plastic cards you carry around with long numbers printed on them.

Well, ‘big tech’ is coming for your wallet … and our banks know they have one almighty battle on their hands.

It really began a few years ago when Apple Pay arrived with the promise of ditching your silly plastic card, and allowing you to make payments with your iPhone (in return for Apple sharing a clip of the transaction).

“Bugger off!” said the big banks.

The only problem was their customers wanted Apple Pay.

And so, one by one, they’ve each folded like a cheap card table: first ANZ, then the CBA (who announced this week they’re spending $5 billion on updating their tech to fend off tech competitors), and this week NAB.

And that leaves Westpac, who are gallantly continuing to produce their own ‘Apple lite’ white trash wearables, which they call ‘Centsitive Objects’.

(Geddit?)

Yet my all-time favourite banking bling is the Bankwest payment ring. No jokes. It’s really a thing (and yours for just $39!)

Here’s how Bankwest describes it:

“Our award-winning payment ring is as easy as tap & go – just grab the things you need, fist-bump the terminal and you’re done.”

(Yes, they really said that.)

This week Morgan Stanley estimated that the rapid take-up of smart wallets (payments on your phone) could cost Aussie banks $22 billion in lost revenue as the tech titans move in.

Fist bump to that!

Tread Your Own Path!

Reminder: I first wrote about this years ago and highlighted the low costs. Today there are better deals on offer. How do I know? Because my readers constantly email me about them! So before you do anything, do a quick google.

The Barefoot Kid

Hi Scott,

I am so proud of our three-year-old! Scarlett saved up her pocket money from doing her ‘jobs’. We took her to our local tip shop and she selected a second-hand bike for $5 (see picture). She’s a Barefoot Kid!

Emilie

Hi Emilie,

That’s awesome! As a fellow parent of a three-year-old, I can attest that there’s something amazing that happens when they work hard, save up and buy their own stuff. I love hearing stories from families who’ve read the book. Now it's time to hit the schools as well.

Thank-you for reading, and sharing.

Scott